OMGSH AND WE ALSO HAVE GRAFTON ROPER (aka Bert) WHO’S DESPERATELY SEEKING HIS YOUNGER SISTER.

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Bert has a sister and that is her up there. They’ve always been relatively close although these days its a bit strained. Before Bert was Bert they were as close as they could be with their upbringing and the way they reacted to it. Katie never liked being the ‘fancypants’ sort of girlie girl and was a bit rebellious. Bert never was and their father told Bert to always watch out for his sister and make sure she never did anything ‘stupid’. He was always the annoying brother, mean to everyone and made Katie’s social life hard, but she loved him and would defend him. They would argue of course, with Katie telling Bert - then Grafton - that he was an asshole and such, but she never stopped loving him.

Then when he was fifteen and Katie was fourteen, Bert found her kissing a girl.

Bert went and wrote home, got Katie in trouble and made her life even harder at home. She wouldn’t talk to him for months and that near-breaking of their relationship was a big point in Bert’s change. When he declared himself no longer a Roper and got disowned for it, there was a rare moment of perfection between the siblings. Katie started laughing and they hugged, kissed and she told him ‘you’re Sir Bertilak the Mighty now’ and…well it stuck.

Unfortunately things are still hard. Katie is still at home and gets nastiness from her father because 1) she’s not what he wants in a child 2) she still talks to Bert. Bert is trying to repair things but Katie was hurt and its going to take time.

Katie is a lesbian. Very quietly a lesbian but also very…open. Which is weird, but she is. She doesn’t run around declaring that she’s a lesbian, but she openly flirts with girls, is a bit boyish and is rather ‘gentlemanly’. She loves plants like Bert and can be seen walking around with his little blood sucking plants too. She’s snarky, throws wisecracks around freely and is always looking at people ‘wryly’ or with ‘smug amusement’. When Bert is doing something particularly insane Katie is prone to join him and go a bit apeshit. Overall she’s a really fun girl.

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SO WE HAVE THIS LOVELY GUY, MORGAN MCGONAGALL. And he needs a girlyfriend.

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So.  The love of Morgan’s life was murdered recently - by Death Eaters - and these days the only woman in his life is the little girl he’s now the guardian of - for the whole story read his app.  The little girl is named Elizabeth - Lizzie - and she’s blonde, four and adorable.  Morgan is good at making her smile and being ‘happy’ around her, but he’s really quite depressed and sad.

So really, I’d like to see him get himself a girl.  I don’t care what she looks like and I don’t car what member group she’s in - although preferably she’s not a student or a ‘bad guy’ (although that could be interesting drama?) - and she can be anywhere from 18 to 22 (Morgan seems to like younger women, lol).

My only must is that she’s got a nice personality and is willing to be good to his ‘daughter’.  Some spunk and hilarity would be good too but really her personality is up in the air.  I don’t want to say she’d be Morgan’s final, I’d just like him to have a woman he could meet…and we could see where it goes.

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HEY EVERYONE! Our Molly Weasley is looking desperately for an Arthur to love!

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MOLLY NEEDS HER ARTIEPANTS. Badly. C’mon. You wouldn’t leave a pregnant woman with three kids to raise all alone, would you? D: I’m sure we all know the wonderful Arthur Weasley, but for you lame-o’s that don’t, I suppose I’ll tell you about him.

Arthur Weasley is - in Molly’s eyes - the most perfectly imperfect being in this universe. He’s a funny, friendly guy who’s fascinated (and even a little obsessed) with Muggles. He’s rather quirky, but he’s totally sweet, and all he had to do to win Molly over was give her a kiss. (Well, that and talk to her in a bar for a few hours, after six years of being mostly ignored.) He and Molly are super duper in love, and they even eloped together and had a tiny little wedding. He calls her Mollywobbles and she calls him Artiepants. It’s sickeningly cute, isn’t it?

Arthur is a former Gryffindor, and he and Molly met in Hogwarts, as they were in the same house. He was known as “Weird Weasley” to his classmates, at least until he and Molly began dating in her sixth year, when she began hexing and jinxing anyone who even thought that name. Arthur now works for the Ministry, and he and his wife don’t get paid much. Right now, he has three children — Bill, Charlie and Percy — and one two more on the way. (Neither Molly nor Arthur know that it’s twins!)

As for play-bys… Well, I’m totally a;dfaklsdfjasdfkj fucking in love with Alan Tudyk. He’s quite ginger in A Knight’s Tale, so if you could use that movie and Alan you’d be the most amazing wonderful person ever.

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I’m sure Sunny would adore you forever if you picked up Arthur for her!